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« Reply #75 on: November 04, 2009, 02:23:51 PM » |
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Whatever high the sky may be..... Whatever wide the River may be.... Whatever green a tree may be..... just Remember.... IT'S NONE OF UR BUISNESS!!!!!!  |
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« Reply #76 on: November 17, 2009, 06:09:48 PM » |
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Women r like internet virus.
They ENTER ur life,
SCAN ur pocktes,
EDIT ur mind,
upload their problems,
DELETE ur smile nd
HANG ur life forever.
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« Reply #77 on: November 25, 2009, 10:49:54 PM » |
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Maa- beta orange khayega.
Beta- nahi.
Maa- apple khayega.
Beta- nahi maa;
bilkul apne baap par gaya hai chappal hi khayega.
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smsdose
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« Reply #78 on: December 06, 2009, 03:14:56 AM » |
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English Teacher: "A cute ,young Girl is walking on the road."
Change This into an Exclamatory sentance.
Student: AILA, KYA ITEM HAI"
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« Reply #79 on: December 12, 2009, 11:18:04 PM » |
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GOVT.OF INDIA NE AAJ EK RULE PASS KIYA HAI.
SMART LOGON KO PERSONALTY TAX PAY KARNA PADEGA.
AAP TO SAFE HAIN.
OH GOD! MERA KYA HOGA.
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« Reply #80 on: December 18, 2009, 07:11:09 PM » |
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Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw the same, but
your dad was paying the bill !!!
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« Reply #81 on: December 19, 2009, 01:45:33 PM » |
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Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
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Admin JI, kripa karke mero account unban grilidinu. Ta ma Nepali Sikiliyechu, ra mero website ka PR6 bhailiyecha. Aru pani herilihala mero dou hafta mai PR6 bhailiyecha. 16 Dec mai kinihalechu luck bhayechi. Dhanyabad |
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« Reply #82 on: January 13, 2010, 05:30:40 PM » |
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hazoor
aadab
arz
hai
lagta
hai
mausam
kafi
sard
hai
par
dosto
ko
sms
karne
me
kya
harz
hai
aap
ko
sms
bhejna
hmara
farz
hai
kyonki
aap
ka
number
hmari
phonebook
me
darz
hai
yeh
sms
type
karte
karte
hmari
ungliyon
me
dard
hai
itna
jaan
lo
ae
dost
hmara
ye
sms
aap
par
karz
hai
is
karz
ko
kitne
sms
kar
k
chukana
hai
yeh
sochna
ab
aap
ka
farz
hai
nahi
to
1
aur
tarika
hai
karj
chukane
ka
1
bar
muskura
do
ye
hai
na
baat
ab
aapki
yeh
muskurahat
hum
par
karz hai.
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« Reply #83 on: February 19, 2010, 09:31:31 AM » |
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« Reply #84 on: February 23, 2010, 05:44:05 PM » |
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« Reply #85 on: February 23, 2010, 08:02:17 PM » |
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« Reply #86 on: February 25, 2010, 12:27:17 AM » |
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Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....
Fuddu se yaad aaya
Kaisa hai tu..!!
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« Reply #87 on: February 25, 2010, 07:07:07 AM » |
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"fuddu" bole toh?
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« Reply #88 on: February 26, 2010, 01:52:53 AM » |
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"fuddu" bole toh?
I have not created this. But it seems "Dumb". |
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« Reply #89 on: February 26, 2010, 01:53:35 AM » |
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~ Romance Mathematics ~
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
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